Thursday, April 16, 2009

Secret Confession #9

A few years back, when my SIL and I spent many an afternoon at the park, we came up with the idea of having "mommy blow darts". That way, when our kid was acting up we could just set one to our mouth, knock the kid out and then drag 'em home. I am still convinced if I got a business plan and some funding together, we could make a go of it...

10 comments:

Danni said...

LOL!

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Tracey said...

I would buy it! Although, when I think about it, I would probably end up abusing it and using it every time it was time to leave. ~:-D

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Ann said...

Oh, God, if I could only use those on my students...

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mudmaven said...

Would you have a grandma version? Maybe with bigger darts for us visually impaired older folks! ~chris ;)

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Maria Matter said...

LOL, great idea but you'd need to be quick, if another mom steped in the way, you'd be stuck watching her kid too!

blessings, Maria

Melissa (SCS: Stampin_Melissa) said...

Where do I order????!! Yeah, its been one (several) of those kind of days!!

Fran said...

LOL! I am willing to do allyour testing for you!

Jackie said...

How about this - a bracelet or necklace for girls and a belt for boys with small electrodes in them so that when the kid gets out of order you just zap 'em a little with a remote control, just to get their attention. A little electroshock therapy. I hope child services doesn't show up at my door. Good thing my kids are grown!

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Lisa said...

I went to college near Boston, SCARIEST place to drive in the USA. A roommate and I invented a car made out of rubber. So we could drive as if we were in a bumper car, hitting people, but no one getting hurt! We took to calling it the condom car. As a matter of fact, I thought about it earlier today. :o)

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nessy said...

if i had the money i would back you ~get that in the shops!!
vanessa xx

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